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Right Brain Left Brain Jokes

August 11th, 2011 No comments

right brain left brain jokes

So what? Who cares?

So what?

Have you noticed that there is an endless conversation going on in your mind

called dialogue or internal dialogue? We stopped being aware of it because

has always been there. It is well known – or thought Steam of Consciousness.

We conduct our conversations – I (personality) and our – I, (mind-body connection) 24 / 7. Do you ask questions before making decisions? How to get your mind to alternative ideas or suggestions? Well, tell me you're talking about?

So what

"Sew buttons on the nose and see if they stick," is what our inner child

response. Inquiring minds want to know the answer to – what? (Why waste time) So this:? if you learn to convince your right brain, you can control your destiny.

Example

If you are not a speed reader, you may waste two hours a day and lose to a 50%

new long-term memory. Subvocalization is hear every word you read in a report, an article or a book marked in your mind. Slows you down to a snail.

Subvocalization self-talk is operating when we read. Slow as molasses.

It is a strategy to reduce subvocalization 80%. The triple learning.

Control

Homo sapiens are indoctrinated to believe we can manage our lives, the world and ourselves –

Using our will, the will and the left brain. NG (No Good). Get this: human beings

are managed by our automatic functions called non-awareness, no consciousness.

Wait: the power is in our right hemisphere, non-conscious and emotional elements of our brain. Will, awareness of the left brain and reasoning, only the control of the sixth part of our brain mind-body connection. Show:

Nervous system, the immune system, the limbic system, et al. The right hemisphere.

Score

The brain is Rating 83.33% for non-consciousness and 16.67% controlled by consciousness. Stay with me: our consciousness in the brain leaving a large bandwidth of up to 40 bits of information per second. Aha. Our conscious brain is – get this – 11 million bits of information per second. No joke.

Google: the ability to band wide brain. Leave for 40, VS 11 million – the right hand.

So what – Twice

But his knowledge the left brain can reprogram, repair and non-conscious emotions associate and the right brain, due to the continuous repetition. All we tend to think consciously – Your goals, burning desires and emotional needs are automatically accepted by their lack of realizing their goals, burning desires and emotional needs.

The secret power of the left brain is our ability to influence, persuade and convince

Our right hemisphere of the brain pay attention to our needs and objectives. How?

Repetition

Your mom was right – the Repetition is the mother of learning. Not once or twice,

but constant 24 / 7, statements use (every day in every way, I'm reading speed getting better, and easier and easier.) Insert any If your goal is, and it works. Your right brain believes what he hears, sees and feels.

What else? Flashing images of your consciousness to unconscious. Do You win the race, getting the price for accepting the promotion – repetitiously.

Seeing that we believe, based on their non-conscious.

What else

Emotional intelligence includes the flash strong feelings of conscience

unconscious, smiling and clapping and jumping and screaming. This convinces her not-conscious, right brain, you're serious about how to obtain a

the objective and the desire. Use or lose. Convince your right brain or forgetaboutit.

New Story

If you want to persuade, influence and persuade people, it sounds more like them. We all have a focus – even if it's normal accent of the American middle class.

Confident in people and wants to deal with them when they are more like us – eh?

I used to be a buyer of a downtown preschool $ 30,000 Florida tell me, "the real reason

He is convinced that it sounds like my brother, and is a great guy and

trustworthy. "It turned out great for him during the next 20 years.

Foreign

When you hear people – even if just winning the Nobel Prize – with a foreign accent – which are directly not believe them. We are connected with an internal

unconscious through, because we can easily understand his enunciation of English.

When you hear someone with a regional accent or local (New York has a lot)

decide that there credible based on their sound, not the content of their

ideas. They sound – silence, cornball education. So what?

If you're in business to convince others of your product or service is the best,

register and see how different the sound of his perspective. You

kill not because someone is better, but because the sound – funny.

Practice before a presentation, to sound more like inhabitants of a Harvard

teacher. Even Obama is sounding like citizens, not a pitcher Ivy

and graduates of Harvard Law School. It becomes more credible.

The information

A foreign accent undermines the credibility of a person as both the speaker

and the listener are not aware of consciousness. The reason is that the effort

the listener the speaker's meaning. It causes distrust.

Recent research indicates that we do not believe persons in competition

speak differently to us. It applies to hiring, firing and promotion.

Speech lessons, and be aware of the strength negative accents.

ELF

English is the lingua franca of the world. People in business to use

when both parties have a common language. It derives from the Italian

meaning of the French language, and was originally from the Eastern Mediterranean

ports to facilitate trade.

ELF (English as a Lingua Franca)

When both parties to use English in conversation, grammar is not perfect

have learned in college. This is a hybrid of English that gets the point of view.

Remember that confidence in our own accent, and everything that frightens us. Practices.

It's all about group identity and group, and external groups. The most outstanding the sound so that people, the greater its power of influence and persuasion. You

I want to be part of the in-group, and practice makes perfect. That I love you

to sound like them.

Google: Professor Patricia Bestelmeyer University of Glasgow, published in the

Journal: Society for Neuroscience, November 18, 2010

See ya,

Question: Are you more competitive for promotion in school and career

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Copyright © H. 2010 Bernard Wechsler

About the Author

Author of Speed Reading For Professionals, published by Barron’s.

Business partner of Evelyn Wood (1907-1995) graduating 2-million

including the White House staffs of four U.S. Presidents: Kennedy-

Johnson-Nixon-Carter.

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